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I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Occasionally Leo
Slave to Retail sales.
Amateur cosplayer

Queen of Mordor

Non-Binary: them/their/they

emiliepond:

plaidalecki:

bring back sam and dean pretending to be plumbers or firemen or park rangers or getting themselves checked into a physiatric hospital or sent to jail to solve a case

say no to the same old fbi suits and badges every episode

bring back monster of the week, bring back brotherly bonding on hunting trips, bring back comic relief in the impala, bring back americana “pig and poke” restaurants, bring back prank wars, bring back GABRRIEL DAMMIT

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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

1shara:

african-secret-society:

soulbrotherv2:

For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and users never need any water. Ludwick Marishane’s inspiration was a lazy friend, but his invention will be a boon to people who live in areas where clean water is in short supply. 

The gel, called Drybath, kills germs, moisturizes the skin and exudes a pleasant, light smell, unlike hand sanitizers, according to Marishane’s website, Headboy Industries.  [Continue reading.]

Image via Science History and Facts.

love this

Necessity is the mother of invention.

And why hasn’t this blown up yet?

oh

oh yeah

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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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rngrn:

Who run the world?

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zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

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enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

image

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valeriane:

jocularwitticism:

deskgirl:

nonbinaryviola:

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary school…

slytherinlock:

spankmethorin:

slytherinlock:

phaserburn:

Friendly reminder that the Hogwarts Houses are not just a fucking personality test they’re an extension of the four vastly different founders political and social values. There are no muggleborn Slytherins because…

Like I said most of this is subconcious. He begged to be Hufflepuff because like Harry he was abused,but in a more subtle way. If he went to Gryffindor he believed he’d be a dissipointment. He wasnt enough. At least in Hufflepuff he could fade into the wallpaper.Nothing is expected of Hufflepuffs so he cant dissipoint anyonw

slytherinlock:

phaserburn:

Friendly reminder that the Hogwarts Houses are not just a fucking personality test they’re an extension of the four vastly different founders political and social values. There are no muggleborn Slytherins because Salazar Slytherin wouldn’t allow it.  

Are they all evil?  No.  But they’re all half-blood’s minimum.

*makes a face of disagreement* I don’t know mate, political stand points are not particularly a priority at the age of 11.  

From what I understood from the series sorting wasn’t based on your personality, it was based on the things you valued. At 11 kids aren’t conciously aware of things, but they subconciously hold certain traits and behaviours as more valuable than others.

And it’s not always based on personaility traits either. Take Ron for example, he was raised in a Griffindor family so growing up griffindor values were taught and imprinted on him, BUT he also held the belief that because all his family were Griffindors so he being sorted there was a given.

When you think about it Neville was more like a Hufflepuff at 11, but he so desperately wanted to be life his parents, or at least the image his grandmother painted ofhem, brave and heroic. He started out witha  more hufflepuff personality but valued Bravery and heroism, which is why he was sorted into Griffindor.

Harry was an interesting one, because I honestly believe he would have been better in Slytherin, but I have my reasons, and one of them was that I know how abused children think and act, being one myself, and the books did a terrible job at handling it. They tried, but a lot was gotten wrong. When you’re abused you learn to survive, how to avoid your abusers anger, how to keep people around you happy and you learn to navigate the world in a completely different way. Which is a very Slytherin thing.

The only reason Harry went into Griffindor was because Draco was a fucking shit head who turned him off it, and he was told straight up ‘Only evil wizards come out slytherin including the one who killed your parents’ He was given an unfair bias point of view! of course he was turned off. And of course he latched onto his parents old house, if I had nothing of my parents I would cling to ANY kind of connections.

AND WHILE I’M ON A ROLL

Concerning Slytherins supposed hate for muggle borns. Consider this, Hogwarts was founded in the dark ages we’re assuming. How many hundreds of fellow witches and wizards, students,friends,family do you think Slytherin saw burnt at the stake, or hung, or drowned because of muggles.

They lived in a time where magic was hated and muggles would destroy any hint of it. Now with that in mind would you really want to bring a child from a muggle family to a place where so many magic children are schooled? Would you risk the lives of hundreds of other children, and their families, for a handful of muggle borns?

The other founders were willing to take the risk to edcuate ALL magic children, but Slytherin did not. What if the muggleborn let something slip? what if their families tried to follow them to the source of evil?

Or worse, they come to school and when they return home their families have them killed for witchcraft. Imagine teaching and caring for these children only to send them home to be slaughtered.

In Slytherin’s point of view it was safer for all parties to exclude muggleborns from the school.

And times change. The sorting hat is not going to put a student who would fit best in Slytherin into another house because they were muggleborn. Because remember Gryffidor decided it was too hard to sort students thmselves so created the sorting hat to do it for them, the founders didn’t choose who was in their house the hat did!.

.„,ok rant done. I apologie for spelling mistakes

shakespeareanloki:

slythindors-heir I think I just found your next birthday present xD <3

shakespeareanloki:

slythindors-heir I think I just found your next birthday present xD <3

black-gate:

cait-space:

wholockednatural-13:

xflowerofcarnagex:

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

THIS IS SO CRAZY 

HOLY FUCK

Whaaaaat

Flashpoint!

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