Welcome to the Mad House

I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Slave to Retail sales.
Supposedly a psycho Russian who may or may not have stabbed a man.

Exiled Dwarven King.
Hobbit Lass
Shield maiden of Rohan
Captain of the Gondorian Guard.
Queen of Mordor

Captain of the starship Endeavourer.

Most stubborn woman alive. They're fucking called chips.
Recent Tweets @

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(via mikasa-acker-man)

ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute

(via blendthemadness)

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

(via dumble-dora-the-explorer)

rufflesnotdiets:

idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

(via blendthemadness)

builtonfaults:

yungsriracha:

beinghumansupernaturallyin221b:

Jason Momoa appreciation post.  6 feet 4 inches of pure luciousness.

And that eyebrow scar.  Yes please.

Game of Thrones

Conan the Barbarian

Stargate Atlantis

Mens Health Magazine

Various sources…my edits, but not my pictures.  

Benchpress me drop me like a barbell choke me out

Fuck

and he has a glorious ass

(via completlyplatonichandprint)

angergirl:

People respond to fossils in different ways.

(via sonsofdurin)

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via superwholockianfamily)

diemarysues:

I like making these things.

Art credit: [x]

(via iron-mans-science-bro)

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

(via prancinginpurgatory)

freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

(via ptwentz)

mangocianamarch:

nanahayashi:

Full RTL II report from HobbitCon.

Cookies for the person that manages to tag everyone who appears in here.

GRAHAM IN THE THIRD GIF REACTING TO THE DWALIN COSPLAY HEEEELP

adie90210:

drhanniballecter:

mydearfriendwill:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

image

The UK too. 

It’s so trolleys dont go astray.

In Portugal too. 

Apparently it’s just America that doesn’t.

In Slovenia too

No no, we don’t have this in New Zealand„,mostly because no one (other than drunk teenagers and students) steal trolleys…and they’re usually returned