Welcome to the Mad House

I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Slave to Retail sales.
Supposedly a psycho Russian who may or may not have stabbed a man.

Exiled Dwarven King.
Hobbit Lass
Shield maiden of Rohan
Captain of the Gondorian Guard.
Queen of Mordor

Captain of the starship Endeavourer.

Most stubborn woman alive. They're fucking called chips.
Recent Tweets @

captainswaan:

make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: captain hook or oliver queen 

A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets. 

(via thepiratessaviour)

waldafrey:

Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all

(via uhmheymyblog)

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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(via doctor-catos-gurl)

xplosivediarrhea:

i love this so much

xplosivediarrhea:

i love this so much

(via cumberphernxlia)

burntlikethesun:

John Barrowman’s phone goes off during a take, revealing his ringtone.

(via scorpius-rising)

snarkeet:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

Our teacher simply referred to this film as the “ghetto-fabulous” Romeo and Juliet

I like to call it Romeo Plus Juliet.

(via danythedragonqueen)

theadventuresofpam:

swaggydinosaur:

completelystumped:

oreoofficial:

when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable

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ive become so used to this that i get uncomfortable when the song title is said in the song

(via lokiartyindustries)

egobus:

clint will believe it when he sees it

(via leonardbonesy)

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

Go wait in the church, Jaime, until it’s time for the funeral. Then you can make a second entrance and have grief-sex with Cersei on top of Joffrey’s coffin, LIKE YOU WERE MEANT TO IN THE BOOKS.

(via dragonsandpineapples)

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via doctor-catos-gurl)

ccharlesxavier:

joshifereverlark:

quickquotesquill:

Last words.

Sirius Black
Albus Dumbledore
Charity Burbage
Dobby
Fred Weasley
Severus Snape
Tom Riddle

go sit in the fucking corner

ok at first glance i thought these were sentences spliced together to make it look like snape and harry were having sex and i got really uncomfortable

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