Welcome to the Mad House

I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Occasionally Leo
Slave to Retail sales.
Amateur cosplayer

Queen of Mordor

Non-Binary: them/their/they

uncreativeart:

uncreativeart:

uncreativeart:

bara dwarves

bara dwarves in impractical female fantasy armor

image

(via smaugyoudumbmagpie)

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

(via secretlyademigodinthetardis)

gwendolynparkers:

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

This is so important. Especially that last bit. Let me emphasize it. 

(via mischievous-criminals)

wearethefracturedskies:

internetcallgirl:

canadianwbu:

mkbye:

I miss hannah montana

im literally sobbing

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LET THE TEARS FLOW. :’)

THATS FUCKING FRIENDSHIP MAN

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

It’s 6.7 degrees outside, how the fuck am I overheating

I will go there
And back again

(via sonsofdurin)

Ok just hear me out,

non-hyper sexualised and atomically-plausible mermaid tattoo designs.

Also shoulder guard armour tattoos on a woman

narrypm:

I hate how overlooked this scene is because it shows how human katniss is and it’s a cute little moment between her and peeta
No war
No games
Just her and peeta

narrypm:

I hate how overlooked this scene is because it shows how human katniss is and it’s a cute little moment between her and peeta

No war

No games

Just her and peeta

(via steves-up-all-night-to-get-bucky)

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(via mrshudsonisatimelady)

landstriderdovahkiin:

THIS IS OFFICIAL OK
bonus:

landstriderdovahkiin:

THIS IS OFFICIAL OK

bonus:

(via thorinobsessed)

leaux-siento:

- I know that you think this item is too expensive but I don’t make the prices and I can’t change them, so please stop complaining about it.

- It’s not my fault that you didn’t read the dates on the coupon and you missed the deadline, and if I give you $20 off then I have to give everyone else in…

  • Me: Please insert your Visa card
  • Customer: *taps card*
  • Customer: Why didn't it work
  • Me: We don't have the pay pass for Visa, please insert your chip
  • Customer: But it says here you can tap!
  • Me: Master Card and AMEX both tap but for some reason Visa won't work here. Please use the chip reader.
  • Customer: *taps card again* I don't understand, I just did this at another store.
  • Me: Unfortunately our machines won't accept the Visa tap, please put your card in the machine.
  • Customer: But it says you can tap!
  • Me: ........ Just give me your card, I'll do it.