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I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Occasionally Leo
Slave to Retail sales.
Amateur cosplayer

Queen of Mordor

Non-Binary: them/their/they

You know those claw games that are impossible to win?

I just won 2 httyd toys in one grab.

….I need to buy a lotto ticket

foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

(via cocopbblez)

I cannot listen to ‘Edge of Night’ (aka the song pippin sings) without crying. Like legitimate lip wobbling, chest aching with tears and everything crying

inkweaverabc:

Boromir dies to save Merry and Pippin.

The hobbits are later freed from the orcs because Eomer attacked

Pippin goes on to save Faramir’s life

And Merry to save Eowyn’s.

Faramir and Eowyn then fall in love

Thanks to Eomer and Boromir saving the hobbits, their siblings survived and ended up married.

Now you may go weep.

154,791 plays
Billy Boyd,
LotR

lokisnorsehammer:

I maintain that this is one of the most beautiful, haunting songs I have ever heard… and yet I hardly see anyone singing the praises of Billy Boyd. So here is an appreciation post for him. You have a lovely voice, sir.

EDIT: I’ve learned from many of you since posting this that Mr. Boyd actually wrote the melody to this song himself. One more reason to appreciate his amazing talent! Thank you to those who taught me something new. ^_^

Billy Boyd as Pippin Took

nekopop:

FUDANJUKU’s new look for Dansou Revolution!

Cross-dressing Japanese idol phenomenon FUDANJUKU revealed a new look for the release of their new single and music video “Dansou Revolution.”

The girls have taken their host-like attire to a new level, and the PV for “Dansou Revolution” has a seriously sexy (and maybe confusing) moment of almost-kissing tension.

The members of FUDANJUKU hosted a cross-dressing contest at last month’s Tokyo Idol Festival 2013, and the new music video shows the girls starting to recruit even more people to the FUDANJUKU style!

Click here for FUDANJUKU - Dansou Revolution music video!

This video is awesome because you get to see the girls in their “female” attire, and Yuka Konan and Chiaki Kyan actually wear their own nametags as the cafe staff characters. (Look them up to see how TOTALLY different they look in real life!)

* * Check out NekoPOP’s Facebook page! * *
https://www.facebook.com/NekoPOPJapan

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

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whatbethsays:

in australia we don’t say “the wifi is fucking slow” or “my rights as a human are being taken away” we say “thanks tony abbot” and i think that’s beautiful

(via superwholockianfamily)

"you don’t have PTSD you’re just looking for attention"

My father literally tried to kill me and my mum on two separate occasions by speeding with the intention of crashing the car.

One time mum locked him out of the house and he took a chain saw to the door.

On another occasion he tied mum to the bed and told me to go find a knife, while my mum was screaming at me to not get a knife.

Another time I was hiding under a bed in my room which was being wall papered, I was playing hide and seek with my brother, and he dragged me out, screamed at me and hit me (most of that particular event is blurry)

My home life was so bad I tried to run away from home at 5. It was a really good attempt too! I planned it weeks in advance!

There is no fucking way I DON’T have PTSD

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jimthewebspinner:

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keepcalmandthunderfrost:

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fahrlight:

This was after he kneeled before me (no kidding).

Story of my awesome day follows soon, and it’s a looong story.

HE KNEELED BEFORE YOU?

JESUS FUCKING SHIT FUCK, TOM.

SOMEONE FIND THAT MAN A DOM.

*cough, cough*

how can this have like 23.000 reblogs?!? HOW?! Thank you so much guys!

by the way, there’s a video now! 

Anyone got any more pictures or videos of this little moment!?

it got better!

thank you ALL for reblogging this baby!

Sorry guys, but my anemia bothers me so much, I need to push my ego a little. XD

OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION REBLOGS

TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON, THE DUDE THAT ACTUALLY PLAYS LOKI, FUCKING KNEELED BEFORE A LOKI COSPLAYER AND HOLY FUCK

This is probably one of the greatest things I have ever seen in the entire week.

He is just so kind!;_;

(via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

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soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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