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I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
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Supposedly a psycho Russian who may or may not have stabbed a man.

Exiled Dwarven King.
Hobbit Lass
Shield maiden of Rohan
Captain of the Gondorian Guard.
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Captain of the starship Endeavourer.

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Ever wonder how big New Zealand is compared to the US? Well now ya know

Ever wonder how big New Zealand is compared to the US? Well now ya know

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    wow australia actually is really fucking big.
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    though i will admit. A bridge to aus would be handy. I know its not possible but all the same
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    At least if someone was crazy enough to build one it would only take like 4 days to cross it. (This is my guess only...
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    Mother of God
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    maybe to tasmania tho with a lil elbow grease, a dream in your heart and a song in your chest