I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Slave to Retail sales.
Supposedly a psycho Russian who may or may not have stabbed a man.
Exiled Dwarven King.
Shield maiden of Rohan
Captain of the Gondorian Guard.
Queen of Mordor
Captain of the starship Endeavourer.
Most stubborn woman alive. They're fucking called chips.