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I am Krystal of Middle Earth (A.k.a New Zealand)
Slave to Retail sales.
Supposedly a psycho Russian who may or may not have stabbed a man.

Exiled Dwarven King.
Hobbit Lass
Shield maiden of Rohan
Captain of the Gondorian Guard.
Queen of Mordor

Captain of the starship Endeavourer.

Most stubborn woman alive. They're fucking called chips.
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So we have Jed Brophy (Nori) drawing in Peter Hambleton’s (Gloin) ear and William Kircher (Bifur) drawing on Jed’s ass…

SEE WHAT WE HAD TO PUT UP WITH! I swear they were doing it on purpose!

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